Woke early with the bladder in need
farted to see if i was alive a reassuring
since i can remember when. Lying there
and too lazy to move, but the piss
Nothings wrong with colour i pass
over the porcelain ignoring what
I’ve read and heard.
Men should pee sitting down
for the bladder and makes sure
we don’t miss.
I don’t miss. I never miss
the seat down. Taking pride in