Woke early with the bladder in need

of emptying

farted to see if i was alive a reassuring

act committed

since i can remember when. Lying there

too comfortable

and too lazy to move, but the piss

always wins.

Nothings wrong with colour i pass

colossus like

over the porcelain ignoring what

I’ve read and heard.

Men should pee sitting down

better overall

for the bladder and makes sure

we don’t miss.

I don’t miss. I  never miss

even with

the seat down. Taking pride in

my accuracy.


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