if religion were like a vagina. i’d ask for a second one, or something near to it. the second one i could dick about with sunday mornings or set aside for special time during the week. i would try my best to be proud of it -the first one- but most likely, not allowed. that’s where the second one might come in handy as an opinion changer.
not sure about having to show it off. camel-toe is not accidental. i saw someones mumbles the other day. felt like shouting -hey lady put your demigod away. it wasn’t advertising, more pushing. but when it comes to vaginas it’s no pushing; no children.
vaginas have a law all of their own. a woman told me, more than once: “the writing is on the wall”. am still trying to figure how she got it up there. if she had a penis it would read bold. i suppose.